I have been in Cardiff for almost two months now. And never have I before encountered people with so many juicy quotes. I have been taking them down and writing on my facebook quote page. There is however only so much that will fit on that page, plus it might seem a bit odd if I have so many quotes from Mark all the time. So I thought a blog is a lot more subtle and funnier way to convey the hilariousity that I am surrounded with.
Here’s the crop so far, taken from my facebook quote page:
Mark’s justification for being drunk before 6pm: “In my mind it feels later because it’s dark already.“
Mark on the men’s toilet at the Millenium Music Hall: “It smells like piss but I love it.“
Mark on spitting: “It’s my way of getting pee out without actually peeing.“
Mark: “I was conceived before I was born… perhaps.“
Mark opening a wine bottle with his superman strength: “I don’t know how average people get this done“
Mia: “Yea, in Finland we don’t really do the whole kissing thing.” (Mark looks puzzled) “I mean to greet and so on…“
Mark: “Okey, because I was already wondering how do you procreate then“
Mark: “South Africa… isn’t that kinda Scandinavian?“
Mark: “Don’t judge me by the size of the hole I make in the ice-cream.“
Mark: “I’ve named myself as Herpistotle. The great philosopher with Herpes.“
Mark: “The Welsh language looks like someone fells asleep on a keyboard.“
Mia: “Yea, true. Soon we’ll come across Qwerty Street.“
Uncle Mark’s bedtime stories: “My favourite story about the Second World War…“
Nafsika: “Mark swore me not to tell about his ‘little secret’.“
Ole to Mark:
“I think you would like to be a British girl“
Ole: “I feel like inside a condom.“
George: “Mark, how’s your liver?“
Mark: “Cirrhosisy. Yes, I just made cirrhosis into an adjective.“
Damien: “Yea I don’t know how to pronounce that word, I’ll spell it out for you.“
Mia: “Ok” (starts typing)
Damien: “f-e-l-l-a-t-i-o“
Mia: “oh… hmm… I’m not going to tell you what that means, better ask Mark.“
Damien on Mark’s cooking:
“It’s ok, better than shit.“
Damien: “There’s an old Chinese proverb that sex and food complete a person. I’m now half complete.“
Emma: “Helsinki… sounds like slinky.“
